Funny Pregnancy Story (Written by Nick)

So the other day I was getting ready in the bathroom, and I look out the doorway into the kitchen. There is Mandy standing by the table, staring off into space, and chewing on something. She was chewing in the kind of way that shows you are really satisfied, or enjoying the experience, yet she also had a blank expression on her face.

I called her name, and she looked at me kind of startled. "What are you eating baby?" She got an embarrassed look on her face. "A corn pop. I found it on the table, from when I ate cereal last night."

Wow, what a silly girl.