I was on myspace and a friend had this posted up on a bulletin.
Ive kinda been in a mood lately so I was wondering what it said. I was on the phone with my friend Amber reading it to her and couldn't talk I was laughing and crying so hard...
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.Once
Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,Write 'For
Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With
The Prophecy.'
8 Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with
a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!,
I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
I think just reading this is going to help me daily...I might have to try a few though! Can you just imagine some of the reactions you would get from people?
Oh...I feel so much better!
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3 comments:
That is so great! As I was reading it I kept laughing so hard, next thing I knew Heston was standing over my shoulder laughing too. Thanks, I needed that! :)
Yea!! I love those, we need to get together and try some of this stuff out. So fun!!
Hi My name is Polly. I got your blog page off of Brandi's. I know you don't know me but I was reading this and it made me laugh so hard. Thanks. Have a good day. Oh I don't have a blog page but I do have an email add. Sorry
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